Danny K.
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eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

booseecat:

Reblogging for the last giff.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

ass game weak

bananas ROTAT E

yungterra:

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banan a

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rotato faster banana

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go

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g      O

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can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

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yES FEEL TH e SPED

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WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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niggavevo:

The girl who’s never been on a nice date pt 8.2 

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

benedictatorship:

deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

sobs

antiteen:

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

healerwatson:

zoobooksyaoi:

perks of being short

  • ur automatically cute by default
  • very portable, people carry u places
  • rly rad nicknames

cons of being short

  • u cant reach anything
  • not so rad nicknames
  • people use u as an armrest sometimes

perks of being tall

  • u can reach things
  • u can boop people on their head
  • u get to use people as armrests

cons of being tall

  • ur basically a portable landmark
  • people use u to hide from the sun
  • u can’t hide from anyone

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude